Funny Shayari in English – आज हम आपके लिए लेकर आए हैं आपको हंसाने वाली शायरी जिन्हें अगर आप पढ़ते हैं तो मैं गारंटी ले सकता हूं कि आप जरूर हंसोगे दोस्तों हमारे इस लेख को पढ़ें क्योंकि ये आपकी सेहत के लिए काफी फायदेमंद हो सकता है अगर आप ही से पढ़ोगे तो हंसोगे और हंसना सेहत के लिए अच्छा होता है और हमारी इस लेख को ऐसे लोगों के साथ शेयर करें जिन को हंसने की जरूरत है और वो हंस नहीं पा रहे हैं विशेष तौर पर उन लोगों को तो जरूर शेयर करें जिनका ब्रेकअप हो गया है बेचारे थोड़ी बहुत तो हसेंगे ही दोस्तों हमने आपके लिए फोटो भी तैयार किए हैं ।
फोटो के जरिए भी आप लोगों को हसा सकते हैं बस आपको कुछ भी नहीं करना है हमारी फोटो को डाउनलोड करके उनको Share कर देना है जिनको आप को हंसाना है तो चलिए दोस्तों आप भी हंसीए और और को भी हंसाईए आइए हमारे इस लेख को फैलाइए 😀…
Funny Shayari in English
Roj logon se pange honge, roj Tere Ghar per Dange honge, yad rakh agar tune mujhse dosti Todi to,, Tere Ghar mein 12 bacche honge aur sare ke sare lafange honge
Is duniya mein dost kab milenge, is duniya mein gam hi gam milenge, Jahan duniya najar fira legi,, use mod per dost Khade ham milenge
Na Nayak hona khalnayak Ho, Tum To janab bahut nalayak Ho
Yah Ishq bhi test cricket Ke jaisa hai janab, ran Bane ya na Bane wicket per Tika rahana jaruri hai
Jab se ham Ishq mein pade tab se barbad Ho Gaye, pahle ham gilas the ab ham chammach Ho Gaye
Meethi hai mithaai, papdi thoda sakht hai, hamari jindagi to janni badi jabardast hai
Funny Shayari in Hindi
Aajkal Ka Pyar ham machharon ki tarah ho gaya hai, jab Tak all out chalta hai tab tak Pyar chalta hai
Khud Ko jalim karne ka dusra Naam Mohabbat hai
Gadha Jo khae vah ghas Ho Tum, buddhe Ka chamanprash Ho Tum, idiot stupid bakwas Ho Tum, per jo bhi ho yaar dost jhakas Ho Tum
Humne bhi kabhi Pyar kiya tha, thoda nahin beshumar kiya tha, Dil Tut kar rah Gaya, jab usne kaha are Maine to majak kiya tha
Chandni Raat Sahil ko Deewana banaa deti hai, shma parwane ko jala deti hai, Ishq aisi chij hai,,, Jo अच्छों-अच्चों ko rula deti hai
Aahat si koi aaye To lagta hai ki tum ho, saya sa koi lahrae To lagta hai ki tum ho, ab Tum Hi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho tum
Funny shayari for friends in Hindi
Woh bewafa hai To kya hua mat Bura kaho usko, tum mujhse Seth ho jao dafa karo usko
Dost ruthe To rab ruthe, FIR ruthe To Jag chhute, agar FIR ruthe To Dil tute, aur agar FIR ruthe To nikal danda maar sale Ko jab tak danda Na tute
Jab safed Sadi per Lal bindi lagati Ho, Kasam se ambulance najar aati ho, vo to ghaylon ko lekar jaati hai, lekin tum Ghayal karke jaati Ho
Khas Pyar Ka insurance ho jata, Pyar karne se pahle premium bharvaya jata, Pyar mein Wafa Mili To theek vrna,,, bewafaon per Jo kharcha Hota uska claim To mil jata
Gile shikave Dil se Na laga lena kabhi Ruth jaaun to Mana lena, cal ka kya pata ham to Na Ho, isiliye jab bhi Milo kabhi samose aur kabhi pani puri khila Dena
Kya mast air chal rahe hai, caw log gass eat kar rahe hain, dog log bark bark kar rahe hain, shane log SMS kar rahe hain, dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain
Funny shayari, status aur quotes in English
Is duniya mein lakhon log rahte hain, koi hansta hai to koi rota hai, per sabse sukhi vahi Hota hai,, Jo sham ko do peg maar Ke sota hai
Karan Ishq hi nahin hamesha udaasi ka,, कभी-कभी ghar mein dant padane per bhi mood ho jata hai
Karenge Hungama fikar Teri gali mein, ham to khud Badnaam Hain, tere ko bhi Badnaam karenge daru Ke Nashe mein
Tum Kitna hi chhupaun lekin tum fus chuki ho, kyunki meri post padh kar Tum Kai bar Hans chuki ho, iska matlab Hansi To fasi
Desh seva ki ichcha to netaon mein se कूट-कूट kar Bhari hai, ki ticket Na mile To party Badal lenge, lekin Desh seva karke hi manenge
Kam aisa karo ki log kahen,, ki tu Rahan de me hi kar lunga
मजेदार शायरी इंग्लिश में
Photo lene ke liye acche kapde nahin, bus muskurahat hi acchi honi chahie
सुबह-सुबह Padosan mil gai, maine kaha :- aajkal thand bahut badh rahi hai / Padosan boli :- han bahut aur upar se aapke Bhai ki night sift chalu ho gyi
Ek bhi kam Ki nahin nikali aur hath bhara pada hai lakiron se
Kuchh log apni muskurahat Ke liye dua karte Hain, Lekin ham Apne muskurahat ke liye logon Ki muskurahat dekhte hain
Jise Koyal samjha vah kauwa nikala, Dosti Ke Naam per hova nikala, Jo rokate the hamen sharab peene se, aaj unhin ki Jeb mein se Powa nikala
Ham uske Ishq mein is kadar chot khae hue hain, cal uske baap ne mara tha,, Aaj uske bhai aaye hue hain
मजेदार शायरी, स्टेटस और कोट्स इंग्लिश में
Pi lenge tumhare har EK aansu, kabhi apni mahfil mein beta ko to dekho, bhabhi kahoge tum apni girlfriend ko, kabhi humse Mila kar to dekho
Kabhi gram kabhi Thanda Piya Karo, SMS kuchh naya naya kiya kro, are kanjus kabhi To net pack kara liya karo, ham Hansi Ke doctor Hain roj humse Hansi ki kurak liya karo
Arj kiya hai ki,,, aapki smile ne Sara Jahan hila Diya, aapki smile ne Sara Jahan hila Diya, coma se jage marij ko parmanent Sula Diya
Lobry Tere Pyar mein labra Ho Gaye hum, mai Kasam itni dhup mein bete bete chit Kabra Ho Gaye ham
Aasman mein Kali ghata chhai hai, Aaj fir tune girlfriend se maar khai hai, Magar ismein Teri galti nahin hai dost,, tu shakal se Hi lagta Kalu halvai hai
Kah do samundar se mujhe jarurat nahin UN laharon ki, bus ek biwi hi kafi hai jindagi mein tufan laane ke liye
Funny quotes in English
Unhone Aaj ham per tirchi najar Dali To ham madhosh Ho Gaye, lekin bad mein pata chala Ki najar hi tirchi hai,, To ham behosh Ho Gaye
Padhaai likhai chhodkar khoob khelo pubg, jab naukari nahin milegi To bechna fir sabji
Pyar andha Hota hai,, Magar bhaagane ka rasta isko acchi tarah se dikhta hai
Mana Ki Mohabbat mar nahin sakti per,, yah kisne kaha Mohabbat dobara nahin ho sakti
Kuchh log ladki ki dp ko is kadar se zoom karte Hain, ki uske makeup ka brand bhi Bata denge
Main shaadi sirf usi ladki se karunga,, this is Locky or tinde ki sabji nahin banana aati hogi
Love funny shayari
Bharat mein ek majak bahut hi mashhur hai, ki Bharat mein Kanoon sabke liye barabar hai
Man bhi Jao,, se bhad mein jao Tak ka safar hi Pyar hai
Jise chah kar bhi pa nahin sakte,, use block kar dena hi Ishq hai
Achanak Mausam mein ye aandhiyan kaise aane lagi, lagta hai,, mayke se biwiyan sabki wapas aane lagi hai
Manjil kya hai rasta kya hai, hosla hai To fasla kya hai, vah Saja dekar dur ja baithe, kisi se poochhne Ki Meri khata kya hai
Shayar hoon arz karta hoon shayari Sun Lo itni bhi nahin hai buri, murder kar dunga mere pass hai chori
Very very funny shayari in Hindi
Kya lekar aaya tha kya lekar jaega, mujhe SMS na karke jalim tu Kitna chillar bachayega
Dil Ka Dard Dil todne Wale kya Jane, Pyar Ke riwajon ko jamana kya jaane, Hoti hai kitni taklif ladki patane mein,, yah Ghar per beta ladki Ka baap kya jaane
Lakhon honge nigah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pic karo,, Mere Pyar Ke icon per kabhi To double click karo
Thi mahbuba jhanki from the door and boli mar Gaya haramkhor
Manjil ki taraf badhate chalo Jo Dil kahe usi rahon ko chuno, piche walon Ko aage Na jaane do, aur jo aage hai,, unse aage nikalo, tabhi ek acche truck driver banoge
Tera Pyar pane ke liye Maine Kitna intezar Kiya, aur use intezar mein Na jaane kitnon se Pyar Kiya
Funny Shayari for best friend
Ham uske Ishq mein is kadar chot khae hue hain, Ki ab To do bacchon Ki man bhi hamen kunwari lagti hai
Mohabbat na Sahi mukadma hi kar de, tarikh dr tarikh mulakat hoti rahegi
Usne jis jis jagah rakhe kadam humne vah jameen chum Li, aur vah bewafa Ghar Aakar kahati hai,, aapka ladka to mitti khata hai
Mat kar mere dost haseeno se Mohabbat, vo to aankhon se war Karti hai,, Maine Teri wali Ki aankhon mein dekha hai, ki vo mujhse bhi pyar karti hun
Bahar aane se pahle Fiza aa gai, aur phool khilne se pahle hi Bakri kha gai
Jo ladki subah jaldi nahin chhodegi bistar, vahi ladki agale janm mein banegi Apne boyfriend ki sister
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तो दोस्तों उम्मीद करता हूं कि आपको हमारा ये लेख पसंद आया होगा और आप हमारे इस लेख को पढ़कर थोड़ा बहुत तो हंसे ही होंगे और अगर आप नहीं फंसे हैं तो आपके अंदर भारी गम भरा है इसीलिए कम गम भरे और हंसे और हमारे इस लेख को शेयर करें 😂😀